Don’t believe those rumours that he’s gravely ill
Or has gone to some authoritarian heaven.
Our MP’s report for two thousand and eleven
Shows our voice in Ottawa resonates still.
To support the vets and cut red tape are his aims.
So all our fears and anxieties we now can douse
For, as the report’s headline proudly claims,
Gary has made a statement in the House!

The Report makes its impact with oversize pages.
Of course, for the Tories, Kyoto’s no more
And talk of climate change is such a bore.                                                                            

In Tory blue Gary appears on various stages
And eight photos of Gary take up most of the space.
But about a waste of our taxes we should not grouse:
Remember, the tortoise, not the hare, can win the race.
Gary has made a statement in the House!